Al Borland

The Vasectomy One

March 26, 2020 by Grunt Work Leave a Comment

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This Week on Home Improvement…

When Jill Taylor (Patricia Richardson) discovers one of her 40something friends got pregnant – even though she was using the same form of birth control Tim (Tim Allen) and Jill use – she suggests that Tim get a vasectomy. Tim, predictably, doesn’t love this idea, and after some heavy razzing from the guys at Harry’s hardware and a standoffish meeting with a urologist, Tim tells Jill that he won’t do it – because women just don’t understand severe crotch pain. But after a talk with Wilson (Earl Hindman) and a revealing conversation with Harry, Tim decides to go ahead with the procedure, as it will make it even easier for him and Jill to have sex all over the house at a moment’s notice.

**This week on Grunt Work: Nights…**

We know them. We love them. They make up our personal tastes. This week we’re talking about genres, and which we love. It’s no secret that Landen loves horror, but did you know he also loves westerns? Truman would love to make Hudsucker Proxy its own genre, but since he can’t, did you know about his love of science fiction? (Actually, Landen challenges him on that…)

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Tanks for the Memories

March 19, 2020 by Grunt Work Leave a Comment

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This Week on Home Improvement…

On Tool Time during the Salute to the Armed Forces, Tim is officially invited to a California military base to drive a tank. When he tells Jill, she’s incredibly excited – for Tim to drive a tank? No. For her to drive a tank. As an army brat it’s something she’s always wanted to do, but because the military rulebook states a woman cannot drive one, she’s never been able to.

On the base, the colonel in charge of escorting them around says they could set up an opportunity for Jill and Tim to both drive an obstacle course to Jill’s amazement, and Tim’s chagrin. He doesn’t want Jill driving one – not only because she’s a girl, but because she’d be honing in on his moment of glory. And hone she does as she proves to be a much safer and deft tank driver than Tim could ever hope to be.

Meanwhile, Al watches the boys, and introduces them to his prototype board game of Tool Time.

**This week on Grunt Work: Nights…**

Are you a pompatus of love? Do you ba wit da ba da bang a dang diggy diggy? Have you ever zipped your lips like a padlock? Then this episode is for you!

This week Truman and Landen discuss those confounding, annoying, and downright infuriating song lyrics that make no sense (which is usually a good thing, all hail David Byrne) and have shown for every musician who suffered for their work, there’s a lazy asshole who got paid for half-hearted filler. We cover songs from many times, but spend a special summer in 1999…

What are some lyrics that have made your brain break trying to figure out?

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High School Confidential

March 12, 2020 by Grunt Work Leave a Comment

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This Week on Home Improvement…

After Randy receives detention, his teacher informs Tim and Jill that he believes Randy is not being engaged enough with the current curriculum, and wants to enroll him in advanced placement courses. This, of course, means that he will be in high school with Brad.

**This week on Grunt Work: Nights…**

Everyone loves to laugh. Well, most people love to laugh. We all have our Giggle Triggers™, as irrational as they may be. This week Truman and Landen discuss the things that make them laugh. Slapstick. Wordplay. Characterization. Just a well constructed joke. They cover the gamut from Chaplin to Norm Macdonald.

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Oh, Brother

March 5, 2020 by Grunt Work Leave a Comment

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This Week on Home Improvement…

When Tim’s brother Marty loses his job, Tim offers him some work helping to rebuild the set of Tool Time. However, as soon as they begin to work together, petty tensions begin to boil.

Meanwhile, Randy gets a haircut, Brad gets a new girlfriend, and Mark grows ten inches.

**This week on Grunt Work: Nights…**

Everyone has pet peeves, the things and behaviors that annoy the hell out of us, but what are your ‘wild’ peeves – the things and behaviors that annoy others, but don’t bother you?

This week, Truman and Landen discuss their wild peeves including canceling plans, toilet seats, people who clap when the plane lands, the word ‘moist’, and more!

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Twas the Flight Before Christmas

January 30, 2020 by Grunt Work Leave a Comment

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It’s Christmas Eve, and Tim (Tim Allen) and Al (Richard Karn) are flying to a nearby town for the day to lead an elf parade. But when Al’s mother keeps blowing up his beeper with messages and invites herself to the romantic New Year’s he had planned, Eileen has had enough and gives Al an ultimatum: Her, or his mother. As Al negotiates this feud between the most important women in his life, he and Tim are trapped in a tiny regional airport by a massive snowstorm that threatens to keep them from getting home for Christmas – which means it’s on the boys (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachary Ty Bryan and Taran Noah Smith) to compete against Doc Johnson in the annual Christmas light contest.

**This week on Grunt Work: Nights…**

Truman and Landen discuss things they love unconditionally – no buts allowed!

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That’s My Momma

January 23, 2020 by Grunt Work Leave a Comment

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This Week on Home Improvement…

When Tim’s mom comes to town, he begins to learn things about her that surprises him – like she’s lonely in their childhood home; she recently took a trip to Ireland and kissed the Blarney Stone; and that even at her age, she can still get it. However, when she tries to open up to Tim, he has a hard time receiving it, which leads to some wisecracks and hurt feelings.

**This week on Grunt Work: Nights…**

Truman and Landen discuss flying! Airports, planes, behavior, and some really extreme ideas that maybe one of them regrets framing the way he does, even if he stands by the general core concept.

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